Our idiot neighbour, known as "The Ox" to his hooligan friends, who not only like to wake us up at 3 in the morning with bad techno, but has now also decided he's to lazy to go downstairs with his trash.
After the landlord told him he couldn't keep his trash outside the doors for days, he decided to hide it – one flight up just by the door to the attic. It gives out a really "obscure" smell. He's also as stupid as to deny it.
If there's some form of entity that rules the univers and other dimensions, please strike down upon this imbicille. Thank you!